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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

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tany4:

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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spookytotodile:

majortvjunkie:

I just can’t get over 2005 Fergie

image

what do you even focus on

nah son that naruto

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xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god
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