precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

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  • Me: I cleaned all the dishes
  • Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
  • Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
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thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

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legolasmyegolas:

This could be us
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legolasmyegolas:

But you playin

chillingbythefirewhileweeating:

swag:

on you

fondue

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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