when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
- Me: I cleaned all the dishes
- Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
- Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs